FAQs

General FAQs

Do you have a portfolio?

Sure, here's an image of me fixing a client's DNS records.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding I'm not going to show you that LOL

 

Why should I hire you?

you shouldn't

 

No, seriously!

Hire me if you want things done well, and things done efficiently. I take a ton of pride in that and I'd really love to help you with your business!

 

Ochoa... BS?

Yeah, Business Support!

... what, does it stand for something else? Get your head out of the gutter.

 

Can you work miracles?

Some of my clients think so

Are you always this sarcastic?

I'm usually boringly polite

What if I don’t know what I need?

No problem! We can figure it out together. I’ve got a radar for what might be missing in your business.

Do you answer emails quickly?

I endeavor to answer emails withing 24 hours, but there might be a delay if I'm taking a nap. I regularly work evenings and nights, so you might get a response then, too.

There's a typo on your website!!!

Oh no!!!

Will I regret hiring you?

Yes i went into business because im bad at this and hate doing it

What’s your biggest weakness?

my greatest weakness is having no rigid exoskeleton. It means I can be easily stabbed
oh you mean like on the job

How much do you actually know about tech?

Enough to keep your website up, your calendar full, and your DNS in line.

I'm not a web developer so I can't fix your custom code, but I can click around in cpanel for you.

Did anyone actually ask you these questions?

No I made them up lol

Distraction Box

cat on blanket
my cat sleeping on a blanket <3 <3